Narratives
- Maxine Callow
- Sep 5
- 3 min read
Updated: Sep 29

I've started to get down on paper some of the narratives relating to my characters. I thought I'd jot them down here. They're the back stories of the relationships between Scrawny, Deaders and Lady Delores Raphus-Schilling.
Scrawny
On a frosty morning near old London town
A flea-bitten cat jumped off the fat belly of a clown
Who had passed out under the stars, in a drunken haze
Another night pickled, the same as his days
The black, skinny cat had a job to do
For just like the clown, he worked for the freakshow too
He was tasked with catching all of the mice
That customers declared were not very nice
And the freaks themselves were not fond of a mouse
Living in their tents, a temporary house
So the ringmaster had found the skinny black cat
And he took him back home, tucked under his hat
He named him Scrawny and told him the rules
If he wanted to eat, he'd have to find his own food
Scrawny had stood still, pinned to the spot
He couldn't believe his ears, he was frozen in shock
Did the ringmaster think he could kill something so small
For mice were his friends - he loved them all
With a passion and fervour he'd defend to the last
He'd never killed a mouse, not in all of his past
But Scrawny needed the job, he was down on his uppers
So he agreed to the terms, to kill for his suppers
He must hatch a plan to get the mice on his side
When any people appeared, they should all go and hide
Then the ringmaster, the freaks, and all of the crowd
Would believe Scrawny had done his job and he could act proud
The only flaw in his conjured up plan
Was where he'd find food without telling the ringmaster man
Scrawny Meets Deaders
In the dead of night with a still, crisp air
A skinny black cat sits motionless and stares
He's listening carefully for a specific sound
The noise of a mouse, he knows they're around
For it is his job to rid the freakshow of mice
A role that Scrawny finds not very nice
And he needs to explain to the mice tonight
That being eaten by this cat will not be their plight
For Scrawny has sworn to never eat mouse
As that would make him a rotten, horrible, louse
But he needs to impart this to the local mouse clan
Without them telling the ringmaster man
All of a sudden Scrawny hears a noise
And he silently switches into a pouncing poise
Quick as a flash and before you could blink
Scrawny pins the mouse who can only think
"I've 'ad it! I'm doomed," as he breathes his last gasp
"My new best friend!" says Scrawny, as he held the mouse tightly in his grasp
A little too tightly for the mouse's wellbeing
And it took Scrawny too long to realise exactly what he was seeing
For the soul of the mouse rose into the air
Going higher and higher leaving Scrawny aware
That all he now held beneath his paws
Was a tiny, dead mouse, no more life, just a corpse
Scrawny miaowed at the horror of his careless actions
Until he suddenly became aware of a niggling distraction
The wee deceased mouse was furious with rage
Berating Scrawny, saying he was of no great age
To have died, and now he wouldn't be fulfilling
His duties as butler to Lady Delores Raphus-Schilling
And when Scrawny could get a word in between the mouse's ranting
He explained something had gone awry with his departing
For he was still there in an ethereal way
And could continue as butler each and every day
As well as explaining to the freakshow mice
That Scrawny the cat was a friend who was nice
The wee dead mouse was convivially appeased
Realising Scrawny owed him made him cunningly pleased
And the mouse introduced himself, "Call me Deaders," he said
"That's an apt name," said Scrawny. "Given you're dead."
It was in that moment that the two became friends
With Scrawny owing Deaders until the very end





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